my job is not just to entertain you but to educate you. call me at 1-800-743-cnbc. what a day! what a day this was! ♪ hallelujah we got an employment number that had something for everyone. and it catapulted the averages higher. dow gaining 199 points. s&p falling 1.12% and the nasdaq climbing 0.73%. stocks had been going down for five days in the expectation that interest rates had to rise, because there would be such a huge burst of hiring. bond investors had been selling down their holdings, driving rates higher, because they thought growth was too robust. instead we got a cinderella payroll employment number this morning that gave people a reason to stop selling bonds and to start -- >> buy, buy, buy! >> -- stocks, which had been dropping all week. it's a pretty amazing thing to watch. the same stocks that have been hammered going into the jobs report spring back to life. the banks, industrials, housing-related names, the consumer product stocks. it's almost as if they were all priced to a huge bond selloff which would've driven rates up, and when they didn't happen, we p